Some people deserve awards for being stupid

ctrlshiftescape:

So yesterday I had a woman come through my line. I scan her various items, one of those items being a Newman’s Own frozen pizza. I total up her purchases and she spends a great deal of time looking through her damn coupons (I have a line of five or six people at this point and I’m anxious to get…

Take your eggs out of the damn basket

ctrlshiftescape:

So someone finally got pissed at me for dumping their full basket after they left it on the belt for me to unpack.

[Side note: This is one of my biggest pet peeves as a cashier. Unpack your shit. It is not my job. My job is to quickly ring out your stuff, take your payment, bag your stuff and to…

dylanobriens:

today at work this hot guy walked in wearing one of those thin white tees that u can see their whole torso through and gOD THE THIRST WAS SO REAL

hemmimgs:

You know that whole “what would you do if a band member sat down next to you on a plane” I think I would blare his bands music in my headphones to see if he noticed